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I've decided to use this space
for just random shit that made
my brain fizzle in a good way.

-=|Tentacle Rape+ Hello Kitty = o.ô |=-

Xenostalgia (11:54:15 PM): Who warned you, Matt?
Zummer3D (11:54:23 PM): How'd you guess?
Xenostalgia (11:54:28 PM): He's the only one who would do that.
Zummer3D (11:54:44 PM): Well, I deserved it
Xenostalgia (11:54:47 PM): Why
Zummer3D (11:54:48 PM): In fact, I asked for it
Xenostalgia (11:54:55 PM): 'Warn me, fucker.'
Zummer3D (11:55:00 PM): Alright, he and I were talking about making an AMV
Zummer3D (11:55:12 PM): He's like "So, what should it be about?"
Zummer3D (11:55:29 PM): I said "Tentacle rape!"
Zummer3D (11:55:36 PM): He's like ".........no"
Xenostalgia (11:55:40 PM): D>!
Xenostalgia (11:55:41 PM): >D!
Xenostalgia (11:55:43 PM): Aww..
Zummer3D (11:55:46 PM): So I say "Alright, how about Hello Kitty, then?"
Xenostalgia (11:55:51 PM): *WARN*
Zummer3D (11:55:56 PM): Then: "Or you could have both"
Zummer3D (11:56:02 PM): ....that just kinda wigged him out
Xenostalgia (11:56:04 PM): ....
Zummer3D (11:56:06 PM): I slapped myself first
Xenostalgia (11:56:09 PM): I was in the middle of taking a sip of my drink.
Xenostalgia (11:56:18 PM): I literally had a brain-coma for about 10 seconds
Zummer3D (11:56:31 PM): rofl

[For those who do not know what 'Tentacle Rape' is.
Lets just say, Octopi with a serious sex fetish binded
to alien beasts... Er.. Go research it and you'll understand.]

-=|Expecting different results from a horrorscope..=-

Xenostalgia: So much for checking a horrorscopes 'good' side
Xenostalgia: Scorpio (Scorpion)
Born October 23 - November 21
Scorpios are highly dangerous, even at a distance. They cheat and lie, live for intrigue, and take pleasure in destroying.
Pathological sadists and masochists simultaneously, they will not find any means too low or dishonorable if it can aid in reaching their goals.

Going to great lengths, they will strive to create a positive image of themselves, just so they can backstab an opponent when he least expects it.

Their career is built on the bodies of their more scrupulous victims. If a Scorpio just told you how much he values your friendship, be certain he has already ratted you out to the boss in an attempt to curry favor.

Scorpios are famous for their affinity to dirty jokes and cheap porno movies. They will spread rumors about their sexual conquests, cruelly smearing anyone unlucky enough to be involved with them.

NovaflameX: lol
Xenostalgia: I was gonna look for 'you like flowers and big smily faces'
Xenostalgia: or something
NovaflameX: lol
NovaflameX: wow...thats bad
Xenostalgia: yeah
NovaflameX: what about mine
NovaflameX: Gemini
Xenostalgia: I dunno
Xenostalgia: probably something about being double as ugly
NovaflameX: -.
NovaflameX: =/
Xenostalgia: :D



Bad is once, I'm like that all the time to stupid people, which makes me evil. There's a difference between bad and evil.



"THAT kicked 900 types of ass and still had a lineup around the corner of asses to be kicked at its leisure." - Quote off of a website.




Xenostalgia (2:34:45 AM): I'm an alert living human being reacting to life for the best of myself and my immediate others.
Xenostalgia (2:35:42 AM): I take no title or name to my spirit.
Xenostalgia (2:35:44 AM): I am, myself.



Late night Convo's just gone wrong.

Zummer3D (1:02:59 AM): Hehe, I have a 9700 =P
Xenostalgia (1:03:35 AM): you do?
Xenostalgia (1:03:38 AM): 256>
Xenostalgia (1:03:42 AM): the 400$ video card?
Zummer3D (1:03:45 AM): 128
Zummer3D (1:03:47 AM): Yep
Xenostalgia (1:03:50 AM): Are you serious!
Xenostalgia (1:03:52 AM): ?~~?~
Xenostalgia (1:03:54 AM): ?!?!?!
Zummer3D (1:04:02 AM): But I got it for like 350 or so after tax and shipping
Zummer3D (1:04:07 AM): Yeah, I've had it for a while
Xenostalgia (1:04:29 AM): o.o
Zummer3D (1:04:32 AM): It's not 400 anymore, though
Zummer3D (1:04:35 AM): It's, like 250
Xenostalgia (1:04:37 AM): Imma rape you
Zummer3D (1:04:41 AM): =D
Zummer3D (1:04:43 AM): Promise?
Xenostalgia (1:04:43 AM): LOL
Zummer3D (1:04:48 AM): Wait, you can't rape the willing...
Xenostalgia (1:04:56 AM): >.>
Zummer3D (1:05:13 AM): Rick: (But I can damn well try!)
Xenostalgia (1:05:30 AM): haha
Zummer3D (1:05:48 AM): I don't know the stats on it, though... I haven't run the benchmark thingy in a long time
Xenostalgia (1:06:20 AM): hmm
Xenostalgia (1:06:24 AM): On rape or the Radeon?
Zummer3D (1:06:50 AM): How the fuck do you benchmark a rape?
Xenostalgia (1:07:29 AM): o.o ... *brain fizzles*
Zummer3D (1:07:40 AM): That's going on your site >D
Xenostalgia (1:07:43 AM): haha



Foxadelic (10:40:33 PM): What grade are you in?
Xenostalgia (10:40:39 PM): College. o.o;




NovaflameX (12:34:34 AM): Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist
and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey
lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe
NovaflameX (12:35:18 AM): interesting huh
Xenostalgia (12:35:24 AM): hhahahah
Xenostalgia (12:35:26 AM): thats crazy
Xenostalgia (12:35:30 AM): I was like 'damn thats alot of typoes'
Xenostalgia (12:35:33 AM): and I was reading it uber fast
NovaflameX (12:35:33 AM) : lol



BuffGary23 (11:59:15 PM): i can probably take him
Xenostalgia (11:59:20 PM): heh cant out run guns tho
Xenostalgia (11:59:20 PM): :D
Xenostalgia (11:59:24 PM): well
Xenostalgia (11:59:29 PM): you can out run a thrown gun, but not the bullets



Xenostalgia (10:59:26 PM): Ricks's off in his own world
Xenostalgia (10:59:26 PM): YAY
Xenostalgia (10:59:37 PM): The guys with the stray jackets didn't catch him
Zummer3D (10:59:44 PM): Straight jackets?
Zummer3D (10:59:52 PM): I think they just took off after him
Xenostalgia (11:00:31 PM): I better go warn him




passion73: so its always confusing for people..so dont worry about it
fireclaw0wa: You confuse me.
fireclaw0wa: ::Prods::
fireclaw0wa: Thats a very challenging task.
fireclaw0wa: ..Or a simple one if you come up with a good enough riddle

 



Xenostalgia: I might stop by and pick up a necklace :D
***FieldX: Ah. She must be lucky
Xenostalgia: pfft.
Xenostalgia: for me



Kasumi Masamichi: you don't smile do you?
Xenos RP: I do
Kasumi Masamichi: Probably when your jerking off
Xenos RP: Or when I think about killing people

Kasumi Masamichi: You should be lucky, if you were a cute japanese guy I would rape you but your not
Xenos RP: I'm a cute american guy so you are SOL



Catamount (11:28:26 PM): fxcuk you
Xenostalgia (11:28:34 PM): lol
Xenostalgia (11:28:44 PM): thats the worst typo i've ever seen, it looks like your knee smashed into the keyboard
Zummer3D (11:29:04 PM): lol
Zummer3D (11:29:09 PM): That one goes on the site



Xenostalgia (11:15:40 PM): <-- currently dying of allergies
Xenostalgia (11:15:51 PM): Its worse then an eight dick wallrus raping me




Xenostalgia: This is my main sn. If I'm not on I'm sleeping eating or dead.
Xenostalgia: The dead doesn't happen to offten and I'm up and around by the weekend, usually.



Xenostalgia: www.yourdatastore.com and www.yds.xenostalgia.com what do you see?
Zummer3D: For the Data Store one, I see a 404 error
Zummer3D: The other one I'm looking through now...
Zummer3D: Alright, it looks good
Xenostalgia: yay
Zummer3D: Simplistic but not boring, and all the links work fine
Xenostalgia: *slaps the 'Ryan seal of approval' on it*
Xenostalgia: its made to be a general website kinda thingie
Zummer3D: No no, see, the way I slap my seal of approval on it is different
Zummer3D: <_< But you probably wouldn't wanna know
Xenostalgia: ::Opens mouth about to respond but doesn't.::
Zummer3D: It involves condoms, root beer, and a lot of paint
Xenostalgia: ::signs off::
Zummer3D: roflmao
Xenostalgia: I..just...no..cant... ARGH *head pops*
Zummer3D: I broke Rick! Woo-hoo!
Zummer3D: ...I could make another Sexy Losers reference but you'd probably block me for it
Xenostalgia: o.o Try me
Zummer3D direct connection is closed.
Zummer3D signed off at 12:16:41 AM.
Xenostalgia: jk
Zummer3D: "Cool! I've never fucked a dead man in the ass before!
Xenostalgia: ....
Zummer3D: rofl
Xenostalgia: ... i...
Xenostalgia: *scratches head*
Xenostalgia: ....Mmmgay you win this round...
Zummer3D: Wow, this could become my new hobby

 

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